831 704 7747
by William Owen
Bertie's never had much going on. He's ok at his job. He's an ok tenant. He's ok in bed. He's only ever been OK.
When his girlfriend moves out Bertie takes his father's advice and goes on vacation, nearly dies, and is saved by the goddess Dresominith, who swallows Bertie. Turns out when you are swallowed by a god you get a backstage pass to existence itself.
Tumbling through the realms of existence, Bertie has to learn how to be more than OK if he is going to survive, why a god would bother to save him, and try to find a way back home.
© 2016 William Owen